четвер, 24 липня 2014 р.

Uno, Duo и прочий стаф

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It's-a illegal-a to putt-a 5 people in a Quattro." 

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver. 

"Quattro means-a four" replies the Italian official. 

"Quattro is just ze name of ze f****** automobile" the German says unbelievingly. "Look at ze gott dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons." 

"You can't-a pull-a that-a one on-a me-a!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro means-a four. You have-a five-a people in-a your car and therefore-a you are-a breaking da law." 

The German driver replies angrily, "Idiot! I vant your supervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!" 

"I’m-a sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can't-a come. He's-a busy with-a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

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